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As a rule, I’m pretty jaded. Pierced your kidneys? So last month. Tattooed your retina? Woman, please. Had all your teeth extracted in the name of performance art? How very.

But every so often, I come across something that makes me say, “Huh?” This is one of those times. (Some of you might be interested to note he’s from Atlanta. What the hell is in y’all’s water, anyway?)

Thanks for the link, Steve. I think.