This may sound kinda funny coming from a theatre fag, but I don’t like drama. In fact, I hate it. Hate, hate, hate…
Luckily, I know very few people who are prone to such antics. Since high school, I’ve been pretty good at cutting those folks out of my life.
Today, however, I’ve encountered two of ’em–two drama queens I could easily live without. The first I put in her place (as much as I could, the brainless tart), the other, who followed close on her heels…well, let’s just say I’ve never seen a straight man with such a penchant for melodrama. At one point during his bombastic tirade, I wanted to blurt out, “You’re too fat for that gesture,” but I held my tongue.
May they all rot in hell, Amen.