Things I’m currently missing:
- My highly coveted Sporty Spice lollipop. (Lick it, and Sporty’s horsey Mancunian face appears!)
- My Power Station t-shirt from the 1985 concert tour. (I do, however, know where to find my genuine Tony Thompson drumstick from same.)
- My back-up corset. (If I should ever lose my Frederick’s of Hollywood, I’ll be in a real pickle, I will.)
- My gold tooth clip. (I know they’re passe, but it’s the principle of the matter.)
- The keys to my hand- and ankle-cuffs. (Now there’s an accident waiting to happen.)
- My sense of common decency. (I may be common, but never decent.)
Funny what goes through your mind when you’re standing listless in the shower.
P.S. If someone doesn’t cut it out, I’m gonna get the big head.
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