Five reasons life would be better if you lived in a Dario Argento film:
1. You’d be fluent in Italian.
2. You’d have most dramatically lit house on the block.
3. You’d have a distinctively chic wardrobe–although people might start confusing you with Princess Stephanie of Monaco (pre-Pool Position, of course).
4. With mortal danger lurking ’round every corner, life would be chock full of surprises!
5. Even your worst enemies would envy how good you look when you’re running for your life.
sturtle [dot] com 