Ok, mullets and mullet fansites and mullet taxonomophila were, like, cute and funny and kitchy for a hot minute, but it’s obviously time to move on.
What next…? Pompadour wigs, perhaps? Fat barbarian dreadlocks a la Romeo Gigli, circa 1995? Or how about the Gibson Girl? Everybody likes a good Gibson Girl, n’est-ce pas?
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