The wind-up, the pitch…
So I’m on another gala committee. This time they’ve put me to work on the silent auction. It’s going well so far–lots of good stuff, including some items donated by a couple of you (you know who you are). But, well, we can always use more…
You see where I’m going with this.
If anyone would like to make a last-minute donation to the auction, you know I’d love you forever. It’s a children’s organization, so sending in your prized, rarely used Tom of Finland dildo (number 7/30, signed by the artist), while a lovely gesture, isn’t exactly appropriate. Most other artwork, however, does very well. So does jewelery (it’s an Uptown crowd we get). Signed first editions of novels by William Faulkner are a good idea. And if all else fails, gift certificates are great. Of course, all donations are tax-deductible.
If you’re interested, email me ASAP so I can put your item on the auction boards. If you’re not or you can’t, don’t worry: we’ve got tons of crap to auction off as it is. I just thought I’d ask.
We now return you to your regular, nooge-free blog.
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