eight zen questions for modern life
Of the 27 people on-duty at Kinko’s, why is there only one cashier?
When does “no cheese” actually mean “no cheese” to a Taco Bell employee?
Why does my keyboard have a greater affinity for Diet Pepsi than I?
Why do people insist on sending html email?
Why does my Windows folder view keep changing long after I’ve set the default options?
Why can’t money buy Bill Gates a good gay hairdresser?
Don’t you know who I am?
How did you get this number?
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