TRUISMS
- Fischerspooner is okay, but the best part of seeing them perform live is knowing that 90% of the men in the audience want to be as fabulous as the dancing girls onstage.
- That whole angsty-art-school-petulance thing is so very done.
- House of Blues works much better as gay bar.
- It would be interesting to create a line of underwear emblazoned with the words “3-inch cock.”
- Photos of people covered in beads and wearing masks may be fine for Fleetwood Mac publicity shots or as the cover of the latest installment of Girls Gone Wild, but as art, they’re awful.
- In semi-tropical climes, October is kinda like picking up a really hot trick, taking him back to your place for some non-stop erotic power-fisting, then waiting for his inevitably clumsy, abrupt departure.
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