The internet can do many things for us. It can bring us closer together through email. It can spread news and other useful information with ease. And, as demonstrated by one particularly well-developed, non-work-safe heteroporn engine that allows users to search titles by fetish–including agalmatophilia, missing teeth, roller skates, ugly women (though not, unfortunately, ugly men), and vomiting–the internet can also reassure folks that there are lots and lots of freaks out there that make some of us look stable by comparison.