In the past week, I have…
- lost two pounds and gained one.
- endured no end of phlegm thanks to some sinus mishegas.
- decided I’m finally going to read Jane Eyre.
- rewritten and begun rehearsals for our annual holiday extravaganza.
- succumbed to peer pressure and done that whole tribe thing.
- remembered how much I like Bartlett pears.
- been passed over for the position of spokesmodel for Chanel No. 5.
- decided I really, really need an honest-to-yahweh vacation.
Which, I guess, is another way of saying, “what else is new?”
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