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Woo-hoo! My boyfriend becomes even more famous this week with the launch of Mr. Denton’s beautiful, sexy, and so totally not work-safe FLESHBOT!

I’m sure someone in the media is going to laud it as “porn for the thinking man and woman” or–even worse–as “hyper-erotic hypertext” (which sounds, like, really lesbianesque). In point of fact, though, it’s just reviews of and links to really interesting masturbatory material. As Mayor Quimby’s buxom spokesmistress once said, “Gentlemen, start your whacking!”

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