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i always just called it the 'high-five' kitty

No one who’s met me could possibly think I’m a cat person. I’ve so clearly

got the dog personality: frisky, punchy, amped (at least while the sun’s

out). Except on rare occasions, I don’t enjoy lounging about doing nothing

or causing trouble just for the hell of it.

Furthermore, despite what some folks may say

about their wily ways and our foolish, misguided attempts to anthropomorphize

them, dogs seem pretty transparent to me: what you see is what you get. As

we all know, however, cats are just plain sneaky and aren’t to be

trusted–except, of course, for the one cat we all love, <a

target=”m” title=”dude, what the hell is up with the ‘dance’ page?”>Maneki

Neko.