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He launched a war that killed hundreds of Americans and thousands of Iraqis (and it ain’t over yet!) just to settle a personal score.

He blathered Robert Heinlein-esque sci-fi-babble about condos on Mars in order to boost his pre-election ratings.

And now, Senor Bush et al. are trying to put a spin on fat.

I can only assume that the administration’s next initiative will include some sort of ad campaign to promote Twinkies as the only combat-resistant, space-friendly, cellulite-enhancing food that patriotic, red-blooded Americans will ever need.

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