Teaching Alanis a lesson in irony
Okay, so not only has this vaguely hagged-out Sandi Patti-in-waiting officially, ludicrously expressed her sympathy for the unfathomably successful/wealthy/surgically enhanced Ms. Spears and her natural urges (my, but those grapes are sour), but CNN didn’t even bother to use her photo. It must suck to have a publicist who (a) makes you come off as a bitter prude and then (b) can’t even get your damn photo on the news…
Ooh, I’m sounding a little bitter myself, n’est-ce pas? Perhaps I’ll level out when I’m able to catch up on sleep next week. Until then, do us both a favor and stay outta my way.
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