random bits
- My sister has driven the jealousy stake an inch deeper into my heart: she’s opening for Marc Almond this summer. [If you’re too young to understand my gay, 80s envy, check this.]
- It’s never too early to start thinking about Halloween. For 2004, I’m considering going as (a) Lynyrd Skynyrd, (b) Molly Hatchet, (c) Jethro Tull, or (d) Judas Priest. As I understand it, each of the four costumes would be fairly similar, the only real difference being the length of the wig. Opinions?
- I am currently ambivalent about the following people: Bill Cosby, John Kerry, Gwen Stefani, Michael Moore, Colin Powell, Malcolm McLaren, Soledad O’Brien, Billy Crudup, and Beyonce Knowles. However, my unmitigated hatred of Avril Lavigne, Calista Flockhart, 50 Cent, Kevin Costner, and Andre Agassi continues apace, balanced only by my awed reverence for Missy Elliot, Emily Watson, Amy Sedaris, Seth MacFarlane, and Madeleine Albright.
- I’m planning one big vacation and numerous weekend trips this summer–something I haven’t done since we bought our house and began renovations over four years ago. You can follow along on my travels by reading the Weekly World News: spottings of me at Taco Bells across the nation will be posted on page four.
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