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Apparently, all those conflicting reports about the size of Justin Timberlake’s, uh, timber can be put to bed. I can hear his publicist now: “It’s okay, man. Who cares if you cheated on Cameron? She’s second-tier softcore skeeze. What’s important is that the world knows you’re a horny, heterosexual male and you’re hung like Colin Farrell!”