It’s News to Me
May Ganesh bless the Times of India, ’cause Vishnu only knows when the Times of New York would have gotten around to mentioning these little tidbits:
Britney is a slave to sex! As a top Hollywood psychologist explains, “Too much sex can be hazardous to your health. (That’s two bits of news in one item, folks.)
On the subject of Ms. Federline-to-be, apparently some idiot hotel manager in Boston decided that allowing Britney’s mother to create a suite modeled after the singer’s bedroom in Kentwood (including supplies of Cheetos and Red Bull) would be a great idea. Anyone wanna wager that’s the only vacancy in Boston right now–unless, of course, the room includes a Britney RealDoll. Then all bets are off.
Halle Berry gets freaky on dentist’s chairs. Given her current screen turn, it would have been much more appropriate if it were a manicurist’s chair, but whatever.
Lesbianism is still a foreign concept in India–so much so that it warrants “scare quotes.” And I suppose I understand. I mean, with sex symbols like Vinod Khanna walking the streets, what sane woman would seek comfort in the arms of an Aishwarya Rai?
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