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So. I’m leaving. On the proverbial jet plane.

Of course, now, at the 11th hour, I’m having second thoughts.

Have I stashed away enough ducats for the trip? Have I packed? Have I finished all the projects I needed to finish? Have I gone food shopping for the house/dog/cat sitters? Have I tidied up so that I return to a clean house and not the dorm-like milieu I normally inhabit? Have I gotten my shots, my vaccinations? Have I left adequate stickynotes, explaining the various quirks of sinks, refrigerators, microwaves, and, most importantly, how to use the three remotes in tandem to activate the DVD player? Have I shaved and showered? Have I left a will? Have I, have I, have I?

I hope you’re not waiting for answers.