If you’re one of the two folks out there who don’t read the boyfriend on a daily basis, you may have missed Amanda Lepore’s fabulously outgoing outgoing message. Funny: she looks like such a wallflower…
If you’re one of those politically minded iPod freaks who seems eternally occupied with sending texties, here’s a few ditties to put a spring in your step and a smile on your lips–assuming you enjoy clever comic jabs at the current Commander in Chief.
On the other hand, if you’re not the politically sensitive type, you might prefer a visit to comic genius extraordinare (and my homegirl) Miss Shirley Q. Liquor. She doesn’t have as much free stuff on the site as she used to (hell, bitch-on-the-rise has figured out a way to charge $50 for a phone call), but you can still find “Ebonics Airways,” which had Jason, Jonno, and I giggling all last weekend.
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