A Dozen Passing Thoughts
1. Q: How do you drive a Dane crazy?
A: Drop her off at the Robert’s by my house and force her to read the checkout ladies’ nametags ’till she starts climbing the produce displays. (Note: Does not apply to Brigitte Nielsen, who’s clearly already nuts.)
2. Courtesy of my favorite nonprofit, the American Family Association, I received a link to this PDF list of AFA ass-kissers running for public office in Louisiana this November. According to the email, Msr. Wildmon & Co. would really appreciate it if I printed it out and distributed photocopies to my nearest and dearest [non-dancing, non-drinking, missionary-style-loving] friends. I’m tempted to do just that–after making some minor changes, of course…
3. …Oh, screw it. Like I’ve got time for ten more of these. We open tonight!
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