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If (a) you’re dreading the next 18 hours of election day-TV and (b) you dig on 80s-style LA/Euro rock (think The Romantics) and (c) you have a speedy web connection, by all means check out the Flash video for TISM’s “Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me”. It’s easily worth a good five minutes of distraction from all the newsanchor autobabble. Hell–play it once for each time you hear Tom Brokaw utter the word “poll,” and it’ll be midnight before you know it. [Via Screenhead, of course.]