Thankful
I’m surrounded by great cooks.
I’m up to my eyeballs in good indie porn.
Certain individuals will eventually die.
The Overstock.com lady hasn’t shown up anywhere else.
E. F. Benson is still in print.
And the usuals: family, friends, health, hounds
Not Thankful
I can barely make a ham sandwich without supervision.
I’m up to my eyeballs in bad indie porn.
There is no fatwa on Karl Rove’s head.
I cannot issue fatwas myself.
My dogs cannot knit sweaters from their sheddings.
Ray Freaking Bradbury was awarded the National Medal of Arts.
As for today, you know my philosophy: if it can’t be bought on eBay or at a liquor store, it ain’t gettin’ given.
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