Maybe I watch too much web porn. Maybe I read too many t-shirts. Maybe, just maybe, I’ve just got a dirty mind. But the first time I saw the ads for the Dellf campaign, I thought to myself, “What the hell is going on here? Folks complain about Nicolette Sheridan and Terrell Owens’ tongue-in-cheek hijinks, but no one raises an eyebrow over ‘Dellf’?”
Then, of course, I realized not everyone thinks like I do. Maybe no one else understands that “Dellf” is merely an acronym for “Dudes Enjoy Lucy Liu’s Fuzzbox.” Or possibly “Dame Edna Likes Lanky Footballers.” Or, in some quarters, “Dames Emmanuel Lewis Lately Felched.” The boyfriend thinks I’m making too much of this and assures me that it really stands for “Doctorow, E. L., Liberates Ferrets,” but I think he just made that up.
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