Lessons Learned This Holiday Season
1. Paying a surprise Christmas visit to your boyfriend’s family, who live thousands of miles away, can be great fun, as long as you put aside concerns about calorie consumption, cold weather, and your checking account.
2. If you’re in the market for high-end threads on a low-end budget, a trip to Macy’s Herald Square on December 26 really is worth all the trouble.
3. American Airlines is clearly a force from the dark side of the negaverse, run by Satan, a bunch of evil elves, and eight tiny reignofterror deer.
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