Yes, ladies and gentlemen, America [almost] has its first-ever lesbian Secretary of State!
Eh? What’s that? …Oh, yeah. Sorry: African American lesbian Secretary of State. So many labels to remember.
Kinda makes Clinton’s brazen appointment of boy-kisser James C. Hormel as ambassador to Luxembourg (if “brazen” and “Luxembourg” can be used in the same sentence) pale by comparison.
I just wish Condi would occasionally smile at these hearings. Turn that frown upside-down, Madame Secretary! You’re on top of the world! True, a slightly more attractive target for assassins–especially attractive with that vampy red lipstick–but on top of the world nonetheless.
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