
Titbits
- Is it just me, or is it a tad ironic that The Passion of the Christ received only two Oscar nods, one of which was for makeup? It’s enough to make me think there’s something greater in the universe–something bigger than Mel Gibson’s ego, yet smaller than his insignificant penis.
- Speaking of penises, perhaps I’m showing my hand here, but this month’s G Project wallpaper is, like, the hottest thing ever. The intern/office/necktie fantasies are endless. But then, what does it mean to be aroused by a cartoon?
- Barbie Horse Adventures lures you in with a great premise, but frankly, the plot’s a little weak.