FIVE REASONS FRANK RICH SHOULD MARRY ME
1. I’d let him intellectually top me every day–twice daily on weekends.
2. I love to entertain guests, and my silver pattern is very stylish.
3. We both love theatre, secular humanism, and Jon Stewart (whom we might be able to cajole into a three-way).
4. Since the marriage wouldn’t be legally binding, he’d be able to return to his wife and kids if things didn’t, you know, work out.
5. My boyfriend could use some quiet time.
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