Some delectable spampoetry, courtesy of the boyfriend:
Her odd shaped t-shirt adheres or maybe a shining sony show its value.
His expensive bra smiles however, any given purple red picture run or
a round laptop is angry.Mine white underwares looks around.
Any round-shaped kitchen lies however, mine white spoon stares.
Any noisy bicycle arrives.
Any shining recycle bin lies.
Mine stupid sport shoes stinks.
His small stupid sofa arrives.
A given round green gun stands-still at the place that a given
expensive soft wine arrives.Our noisy car sleeps while our children purple picture stares.
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