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So, I think I’m going to run for pope. Not, like, now or anything. But after I retire from my real work, it might be kinda fun. And judging from the sort of folks who get nominated for the gig, I’ll totally fit the profile: old, white-ish, Euro-ish. Male. Creepy. Get my autograph now, bitches, before I’m too busy picking up hotties in the popemobile to give you the time of day….