“Surreal” isn’t seeing photos of my New Orleans, muddy and desolate and nearly uninhabited. “Surreal” isn’t preparing to ride out a massive hurricane less than four weeks after the worst natural disaster in US history. Hell, “surreal” isn’t even Jan Crouch‘s gravity-defying coiff.
No, ladies and gentlemen, “surreal” is watching Martha Stewart show Liza Minnelli and Ben Vereen how to boil crawfish. Has the world gone stark-raving mad?
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