Sky: clear
Temperature: 70 degrees
Relative humidity: 70%
Gumbo: chicken and sausage
Turkey: brined and basted (courtesy of Nigella)
Stuffing: gingerbread (courtesy of same)
Expected attendance: between 20 and 30
Kick-off time: 4:00pm
Thankfulness rating: 10+
All things considered, this may damn well be the best Thanksgiving ever. Drop by if you can….