Fasten your seatbelt, Mary: faggotry returns to One Eyed Jacks next Wednesday as our lil’ ol’ theatre company presents a staged reading of All About Eve, every homo’s favorite bedtime story about bad girls getting exactly what they want.
When Flynn first floated the idea by me, I was tickled pink, but then I got a look at the script: 110+ freaking pages! My, how they did go on in those days…. Luckily we’ve been able to pare it down to 50, and the red pen hasn’t stopped yet. Eventually I’ll have it down to 15 syllables and a chorus of the chicken dance.
Side note: if you’d like to come–and I certainly hope you will–you might wanna get your tickets now, ’cause they’re selling faster than Coty Airspun Powder at a crossdressers’ convention.
