In the wake of today’s flooding, part of me wants to express sympathy for the citizens of Washington, DC. I mean, apart from the politicians, they’re not a terribly well-to-do bunch.
Another part of me wants to call up FEMA headquarters and scream, “How’s it feel NOW, bitch? Oh, you’re wet? Oh, your building’s flooded? Oh, your life’s work is ruined? Well, sugar, you just sit tight–I’m sure someone from the Federal Emergency Management Agency is gonna be right there to make things all better…”
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