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HEY FAITH!!!!!!!

Thank you SO much for letting me borrow your car last week! Mine gets out of the shop today!! Who’d have thought that a homeless guy could cause so much damage to an engine?!? What woulda happened if I’d hit his grocery cart, too?!? OMG! Can you imagine??!! HAHAHA!!

Anyway, my new boyfriend, Lenny, is coming over in a minute to drive me to the garage. You’d love him–he’s got TONS of tattoos, and he’s TOTALLY mysterious and stuff!! HOTTT! I’m gonna leave your car key on the front porch under the ficus, and I’ll put your house key under the cactus-lookin’ thing. (Whatever it is, it sure is cute!!) I don’t know your code, so I guess I’ll have to leave the burglar alarm off, but you’re a big star!!! I’m sure it’ll be fine!!!

Thanks again, Faith! Tell Tim I said HEY! See you soon!!!!!!

XXOO BFF (I MEAN IT!!)
TRIXIE