Not to be all Sally McSexcrimes with two lascivious posts in a row, but clearly, spring has done sprung in Washington Park:
thursday may 3rd at 5pm, i had my child in the swing and a man on the bench who had been staring at us for some time exposed himself and jerked off. i’d like to warn other parents since i think he is a park regular and i wouldn’t want another child to be assaulted. by the time i could call the police he had left.
he looked like mid 40’s, around 5’11”, thin, big thick glasses. he was wearing tan cordouroy [sic] pants, a big gray t-shirt, sneakers and a light colored baseball cap. he sat alone and stared at the children.
—From the seriously useful mailing list of the seriously out-of-date Marigny.org.
Which leads me to believe that either Brad Pitt was doing some epic pre-Fest partying, or someone got lost on his way to the Phoenix. Or both.
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