Bad news: Our “leaders” in Baton Rouge are looking to repeal a law requiring motorcyclists to wear–gasp!–helmets.
Good news: If the repeal passes, the mortality rate for idiots will skyrocket.
Bad news: David Vitter loves fast cars and loose women, but to the best of our knowledge, he doesn’t ride motorcycles.
Good news: Former governator Mike Foster can give him helmet-free lessons.
Bad news: Our recent eBay purchase of an Arte Johnson-style Kaiser Wilhelm helmet may have been for naught.
Good news: Sources say legislators may attach a friendly amendment also outlawing chaps.*
* Funny, you’d think that as a gay man, I’d be all into the chaps thing. But one too many sightings of a leathered-up Grandpa Walton getting gassed up at the Exxon has totally cured me.
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