sturtle [dot] com

Apparently these are the top search terms bringing folks like you to sturtle.com:

• sturtle [Duh.]
• Pictures Of Men In Spandex [Eh, not so much. Try this guy.]
• youtube hand mouth hom smother [Wha?]
• cute shorty [Is that a compliment?]
• Famous people from Terre Haute [At least you’re on the right track.]
• jefferson man jumps off bridge [You, too.]
• puts cigarette out in pussy [Sounds delish!]
• “the masked man’s a fag” [Goddess bless Lenny Bruce.]
• candis grissett [Sorry, not really into chicks and stuff.]
• family incest photos [This one’s always in the top 10. Though I don’t know why.]

Funny, Jocelyn Wildenstein usually shows up, too. Could the infamous Cat Lady be losing her appeal?