SUNDAY IS FOR SPONTANEITY, SOMETIMES CALLED IMPATIENCE
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Yesterday, at my father’s wedding

This morning, after deciding I looked too shaggy at my father’s wedding

Unintended, but comfy nonetheless
I hadn’t really wanted to go this short, but I accidentally gave myself a New Iberia Haircut (as Dave et al call it), and this seemed like the only way to fix matters. But whatever: as long as I have hair, it’ll grow back, right?