MY FAVORITE ITEM FROM TODAY’S PICAYUNE
The mystery of what caused the death of a 46-year-old man and a 57-year-old woman found in the rear of a home at 3124 Orleans Avenue was solved today when an autopsy revealed the two died of stab wounds….
“There were more than 10 stab wounds in each body,” [investigator John] Gagliano said.
Police Wednesday said the bodies were too badly decomposed to determine their identities or the cause of death.
–full ridiculousness at NOLA.com
Now, I know I’m not Quincy MD or anything, but how badly can a body decompose in 24 freakin’ hours? And even if the bodies were a little melty-melty, wouldn’t ten knife-sized bloody holes in someone’s t-shirt give the officers a clue?
Today’s other humdinger of a headline: House votes to repeal helmet law for motorcyclists.
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