AND YOU THOUGHT THAT “TOM TOM” CRAP WAS ANNOYING
The [robotic teddy bear car navigation system] stands 30 centimeters (1 ft) tall and has 6 joints in its arms and neck, which it uses to make gestures while providing spoken directions.
The robot bear is also equipped with functions to improve auto safety, such as an alcohol detection sensor embedded in its neck. If it smells booze, the robot confronts the driver, saying, “You haven’t been drinking, have you?” Other sensors detect wreckless driving, so if the driver suddenly accelerates or slams on the brakes, the robot says, “Watch out!”
As a bonus feature, the robot bear provides information about nearby landmarks when you stroke its head.
— via BB
I would like to stage an entire production of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, using these bears in the roles of George and Honey. Now, please.