“I’m exhausted. Are you exhausted? I’m totally exhausted. Is it Miller Time yet? Omigod, I’m sooooo exhausted.”
That’s what I’ve heard all day. Ordinarily it would just be vaguely annoying, but since I, too, am exhausted, I’m ready to wring this person’s neck. If I don’t fall asleep first, that is.
What sort of exhausting activities have I been up to, you ask? Well, between work and rehearsing A Place in the Sun and writing for the [totally nsfw] Fleshbot masters, not much I guess. I have, however, been learning a lot, and learning a lot takes a lot out of me. Here are some things I’ve learned:
- I get especially lazy when I consume less than 1,000 calories a day– which, for some reason, has been my eating pattern of late. Funny: you’d almost think calories were some kind of magical energy source.
- Naomi Campbell and I are totally alike. She wins some and loses some–and so do I! Admittedly, there’s shade of difference between her garnering a YSL campaign and me unlocking an extra hula hoop game on Wii Fit, but still.
- Flotilla DeBarge is my new hero–again. I can’t remember the whole story behind her nailing that B&T chick in the head with a pump, but Michael Soldier can. Ask him sometime.
See? Three measly things, and I’m already pooped. I should up my calorie intake. Where’s that chocolate mojito…?
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