A FOURTH OF JULY BONBON CORN DOG FOR YOU
(BECAUSE “BONBON” JUST SOUNDS UNAMERICAN)
Some of you may have seen this before, but I think it’s totally worth reposting because (a) “Miss USA” is one of my sister’s best songs/videos, and (b) today’s the Fourth of July, so it’s, like, topical and stuff.
That said, I’m hoping this particular image of America will improve in about six months. You know what I’m sayin’.
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