SIGNS THAT YOU ARE
OPENING A SHOW IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS
1. “My glasses! Where the bejeebus are my glasses?!?”
2. Hair falling out, occasionally turning gray before doing so. One or the other is absolutely fine, but both?
3. Pasty skin from last of sunlight and sleep.
4. Expression fixed somewhere between “Huh?”, “No way!”, and “Who the hell cares?”
5. One eye more bloodshot than the other. (This also happens when dogs sleep on your face.)
6. No time to shave.
7. Overwhelming desire to melt away, into the background, made evident by sartorial choices.
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