On a non-vacation-themed note: did you people know that Revlon still makes Eterna 27? I thought it was just some mythical nonsense that queens of a certain age made up (like this guy I used to work with at Maison Blanche who swore by the stuff). But apparently, it’s as real as turducken, the Snuggie, and the Judas Iscariot Dildo [nsfw, obvs].
Well, I hope your Good Friday is as productive as mine.
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Just checked and found my Walgreen’s on Decatur has Eterna in stock. I hope I’m not too late!
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As a queen of a certain age, I’m right behind you. After I pick up that Judas dildo, natch.
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As a person of faith, I wouldn’t so much as bury a Judas dildo in my private back patio. I’m sticking with my Jesus model. He’s everything I need. Except, of course, for that Eterna 27.
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And remember: Acid does what Eterna 27 can not!
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