Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while since I was in grad school, so I’m wondering if you could parse this photo and tell me what exactly the fuck is going on.
I mean, I know what’s going on in a literal sense because the photo came with all kinds of longwinded crazy info*. But in a post-Foucaultian, neo-Lacanian sense, what the hizell?
Also: does this mean that pedophilia has finally replaced skinny jeans as the new thing? Because I don’t follow trends much, but I’m REALLY over skinny jeans.
* ANAHEIM, CA – MARCH 26: In this handout image provided by Disneyland, Ryan Seacrest (R) and Justin Bieber prepare to watch “Captain EO” with more than 500 fans at Disneyland on March 26, 2010 in Anaheim, California. Contest winners from all over the country joined Seacrest and Bieber for a private event at Disneyland to celebrate the release of Bieber’s latest CD. (Photo by Handout/Getty Images)