Michael Lohan in 2008, commenting on a rumored wedding between his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, and DJ Samantha Ronson:

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith …  she just wouldn’t ask.” [MSNBC]

Above: Michael Lohan last week, grinding his Christian cock against the backside of pornstar Gina Lynn for the paparazzi. At a press conference that was not about porn. While his fiancee watched. [TheSuperficial]