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[ Which reminds me: I started getting wise to the teaching racket in about fifth grade. My teacher and her husband were best friends with my aunt and uncle, and they spent nearly every weekend camping and canoeing together, so I knew she couldn’t possibly have time to read my homework. One day in the middle of this essay on Mississippi history (zzzzzz), I wrote out a couple of verses of “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” and it came back with an “A.” It was kinda like learning the truth about Santa Claus, but more liberating.
On an unrelated note, now that I think about it, that teacher strikes me as a bit of a loose woman. I bet she and my uncle et al. were the pot-smokin’, wife-swappin’ type. That’s kinda hot, huh? (My uncle’s pretty hunky.) I should ask my aunt one day….
There I go again: showing my thoroughly Southern penchant for incest. ]
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