Holiday pro: Once you’re an adult, there’s no more playing dress-up with mom and dad and/or attending silly events at the First Baptist Church Family Life Center.
Holiday con: Your friends’ holidays parties often invoke themes, which require elaborate costumes, theme-specific potluck offerings, or both.
Holiday pro: Rare free time spent with friends makes you realize how silly it is that you can only make time for one another on special occasions.
Holiday con: Holidays give you a chance to see the many personalities your friends possess as their alcohol tolerance ebbs away over the course of the day.
Holiday pro: Holidays give you a great chance to spend the day with your dog.
Holiday con: Spending an afternoon with your dog shows you how desperately in need of a bath she is.
Holiday pro: Time away from work gives you time to catch up on things around the house (e.g. reading, cleaning, sleeping).
Holiday con: Spending too much time in your own house makes you realize how you and your boyfriend have the same domestic hygiene habits as frat boys, including the week-old beer bottles (but not the hot sorority babes).
Holiday pro: Holidays give you plenty of time to go to the fagbars and not worry about waking up early for work the next day.
Holiday con: Every other homo within 300 miles has the same idea.
Holiday con: And the music sucks ass.
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