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Hee hee hee.

I just signed up as a member of this online community so I could throw a little early morning shade at some very humorless people who have little better to do than call Brad Pitt by his first name and critique hexafunny websites that seem to impugn Monsieur Pitt’s questionable dignity.

Anyway, since I was kinda posting a flame, I wanted a username that was a bit aggressive.

I found one.

And the confirmation email looked like this:

Hello fudgepacker,

Thank you for registering for a Global account. You may use this account to access any public community. To login,go to our homepage and enter your account information.

Tee hee. They called me “fudgepacker.”