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At the gym yesterday, I was on the treadmill and I was watching the incomparable Lynne Russell on Headline News. And at the bottom of the screen, where they flash those impossible-to-read little news blurbs, I could have sworn I read about someone accidentally falling into a tree shredder. Given my sometime fascination with things morbid, I’ve been trying to find the story on the web, but no luck. Was I hallucinating?